<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of imran shaikh</title><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of imran shaikh</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>ANGER MANAGEMENT</title><description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black; text-decoration: none;"><font face="Tahoma">ANGER MANAGEMENT</font></span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: black; text-decoration: none;"></span><font color="black"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"><br><br><br><font face="Tahoma">      </font></span></font><strong><b><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; text-decoration: none;">Husband to wife</span></font></b></strong><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; text-decoration: none;"> : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?</span></font><br><font color="black" face="Comic Sans MS" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; text-decoration: none;"><br><br><br><br><strong><b><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span>Wife</span></font></b></strong> : I clean the toilet bowl.<br><br><br><br><br><strong><b><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span>Husband</span></font></b></strong> : How does that help?<br><br><br><br><br><br><br> <br><br><br><strong><b><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span>Wife</span></font></b></strong> : I use your toothbrush .<br><br>hahahahhaha<br> </span></font><BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:16:19 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/11/ANGER-MANAGEMENT-1.html</link></item><item><title>Laugh</title><description><![CDATA[<font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Laugh!!!  </span></font><p><br></p><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?</p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">A: There is a stamp on it.</p><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">- " How many letters in the Alphabet? </span><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI<BR>went after him."</span><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">- How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!  </span><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">- </span><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?</p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.</p><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">- There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application<BR>of high explosives.</span><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">-Born Free........Taxed to Death.</span><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><br style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"></p><br>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:40:21 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/10/Laugh-1.html</link></item><item><title>It's Called Mindset</title><description><![CDATA[<div id="idOWAReplyText27521" dir="ltr"><BR><div dir="ltr"><font color="#000080" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Arial;"><strong>It's Called Mindset-An Interesting story</strong></span></font></div></div><BR><BR><BR><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Arial;"><font face="Verdana">As<BR>I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact<BR>that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to<BR>their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants<BR>could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for<BR>some reason, they did not. <br><br>I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. <br><br>"Well,"<BR>he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same<BR>size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As<BR>they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away.<BR>They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break<BR>free." <br><br>I was amazed. These animals could at any time break<BR>free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they<BR>were stuck right where they were. <br><br>Like the elephants, how many<BR>of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do<BR>something, simply because we failed at it once before?</font></span></font><BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:20:04 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/09/It-s-Called-Mindset-1.html</link></item><item><title>The best relation ever is between two eyes,</title><description><![CDATA[<font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><font color="#1c1c37" face="Tempus Sans ITC" size="3"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-family: Verdana;"><p><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#800080">The best relation ever is between two eyes, </font></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"></span></p><font color="#800080"> <BR></font><p><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#800080">They blink together, Move together,</font></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#800080"><font color="#400080"> </font><span style="color: blue;"><br></span></font></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#800080">Cry together, <br>See together and sleep together.<br>STILL they never see directly each other. </font></span></p><BR><p><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#800080">But <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">when they see a girl,</span> one will blink and another will not. </font></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#800080">  </font></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"></span></p><font color="#800080"> <BR></font><p><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#800080">Moral of the story:</font></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: red; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#800080"> "<u><strong>Girls can</strong></u></font></span><font color="#800080"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: gray; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"> </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: red; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';">break all kind of relationship.</span></u><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: red; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';">"</span></strong></font></p><p><br><font color="#800080"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: red; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"></span></strong></font></p><p><font color="#800080"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: red; font-family: 'Maiandra GD';">hahahha<br></span></strong></font></p></span></font></span></font><BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:15:06 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/09/The-best-relation-ever-is-between-two-eyes.html</link></item><item><title>One Interesting Question</title><description><![CDATA[<b><font color="red" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; color: red;"></span></font></b><b><font color="red" face="Times New Roman" size="7"><a rel="nofollow" title="Join our Goup Fun and Only Fun (www.mailz.net.tc)" target="_blank" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"><font color="red"><span style="color: red; text-decoration: none;">Hi, </span></font><font color="black" size="3"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; color: black; text-decoration: none;"></span></font><font color="navy" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial; text-decoration: none;"> </span></font><font color="black" size="3"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; color: black; text-decoration: none;"> <br></span></font><font color="navy"><span style="color: navy; text-decoration: none;">One Interesting Question <br>What would happen, if earth starts rotating 30 times faster than it normally does? </span></font><font color="black" size="3"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; color: black; text-decoration: none;"></span></font><font color="navy"><span style="color: navy; text-decoration: none;"><br><br>Guess what? <br><br>.. <br><br>...... <br><br>think +ve <br><br><br><br>.......... <br><br>................ <br><br>.................. <br><br>......................... <br><br>................................ <br><br>..................................... <br><br>................................ <br><br>.......................... <br><br>..................... <br><br>................. <br><br>............ <br><br>........ </span></font><span style="text-decoration: none;"><br><br>. <br><br>. <br><br>. <br><br>. <br><br>. <br><br>. <br><br>. </span><font color="navy"><span style="color: navy; text-decoration: none;"><br>........ <br><br><br>We would get </span></font><font color="purple"><span style="color: purple; text-decoration: none;">salary everyday. </span></font></a></font></b><BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:06:00 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/09/One-Interesting-Question-1.html</link></item><item><title>Interesting facts</title><description><![CDATA[<div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><b><font size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">Interesting facts</span></font></b></div><BR><div class="Section1"><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name. </span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">9. It snowed in the </span>Sahara Desert in February of 1979.</font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system<span class="318090909-01082007">   </span>and be excreted.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">18. There is a hotel in </span>Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.</font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">19. Cats, camels and<BR>giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right<BR>foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.</span></font></p><BR><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.</span></font></p><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></font></p><p><font size="5"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></font></p></div><BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:04:32 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/09/Interesting-facts-1.html</link></item><item><title>samples of leave letters</title><description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode';" lang="EN-US">Here <BR>are some samples of leave letter written by some employees of renowned companies <BR>&amp; by people in various places of </span><BR><BR><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode';" lang="EN-US"><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1207236837_0">India</span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode';" lang="EN-US">.....................<BR><BR></span></p> <BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode';" lang="EN-US">reallly <BR>aamusing..............................</span></p> <BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="color: black; font-family: Coronet;" lang="EN-US"> </span><span style="font-family: Coronet;" lang="EN-US"></span></font></p> <BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">1. <BR>Infosys, </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US"><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1207236837_1">Bangalore</span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">: <BR>An employee applied for leave as follows: <b>Since I have to go to my <BR>village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. <BR></b><br style=""><br style=""></span></p> <BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">2. <BR>This is from <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1207236837_2">Oracle</span> <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1207236837_3">Bangalore</span>: <br>From an employee who was performing the <BR>"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: </span></p><BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US"><b>"as <BR>I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..." </b><br style=""><br style=""></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">3. <BR>Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his <BR>daughter's wedding:  <b><br>"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a <BR>week's leave..." </b><br style=""><br style=""></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">4. <BR>From H.A.L. Administration dept: <b><br>"As my mother-in-law has expired and I <BR>am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." </b><br style=""><br style=""></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">5. <BR>Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: <b><br>"Since I've to go <BR>to the cremation ground at 10'o clock and I may not return, please grant me half <BR>day casual leave" </b><br style=""><br style=""></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">6. <BR>An incident of a leave letter <b><br>"I am suffering from fever, please declare <BR>one day holiday." </b><br style=""><br style=""></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">7. <BR>A leave letter to the headmaster: <b><br>"As I am studying in this school I am <BR>suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" </b><br style=""><br style=""></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">8. <BR>Another leave letter written to the headmaster: <b><br>"As my headache is <BR>paining, please grant me leave for the day." <br></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US"><br style=""></span></p><BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">9. <BR>Covering note: </span></p><BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US"><b>"I <BR>am enclosed herewith..." <br></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US"><br style=""></span></p> <BR><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US">10. <BR>Another one: <b><br>"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my <BR>below..."</b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';" lang="EN-US"><b>Enjoy!!!<br> </b></span></p><BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:57:32 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/03/samples-of-leave-letters-1.html</link></item><item><title>A Software Engineer's feelings.....</title><description><![CDATA[<b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">A Software Engineer's feelings.....</span></font></b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);"> <br><br></span><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">It<BR>was raining heavily outside. <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Dark clouds </span>gathered in the sky and nature<BR>was in its ominous best. I took a break from my work and went to the<BR>pantry to grab a cup of coffee. I had a sip and went near the window to<BR>see the rain pouring down heavily outside the glass structure. I was<BR>inside our huge office building, unruffled by even the fierceness of<BR>the nature.</span></font> <br><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Through<BR>the heavy transparent glass, I could see a small girl trying to hold on<BR>to her umbrella which the wind was snatching away from her. I felt<BR>sorry for the girl, and was happy that I was not in a similar pathetic<BR>situation. Yes. I take pride for the fact that I am a software engineer.</span></font> <br><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">I have everything which a common man would envy; money, status, respect, you name it I have it</span></font><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">.<BR>I always wanted to be software professional and here I am, working for<BR>one of the best firms in the world. But then, am I really happy? Now, I<BR>could see an imprint of my palm on the other glass window, through<BR>which I reminisced my past, basked in the warmth of the sun shine.</span></font> <br><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">My<BR>childhood was so much of fun. I vividly remember those rainy days, when<BR>I hugged my mother tightly during sleeping listening to all the stories<BR>told by her. Now, I have a big house here, but then it is just a house,<BR>not a home. My parents are pretty far away from me now. I have a cell<BR>phone to talk to them everyday, but then I really miss those dinners<BR>which I had with my family everyday. I could easily afford to taste all<BR>the different cuisines these days, but the best of food there, lack the<BR>love and affection which is present in the food prepared by my mother.</span></font> <br><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">I<BR>threw a lavish party for my colleagues for my birthday, but then they<BR>would never replace the birthdays when my friends secretly brought a<BR>cake and at the end, half of the cake would have ended up on my face.<BR>The couple of hundred bucks that u save for a long period just to give<BR>a treat to your friends in the road side chat shop can never give the<BR>pleasure even after spending a few thousand bucks these days.</span></font> <br><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">The<BR>scene of me crying and refusing to have dinner on the day when I fought<BR>with my best friend came to my mind. Today, she has gone far away from<BR>me, taking away my love and with it my life, but I am sitting and<BR>coding here with a false smile on my face. Everyday I meet new people,<BR>but then I long ceased to make a new friend.</span></font> <br><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">It's<BR>true that I have a lot of things now. I have a nice bed, but no time to<BR>sleep. Lots of money, but no friends to spend it with. The latest<BR>designer clothes, but a worn out body . Awards for technical<BR>excellence, but no reward for the crave for peaceful ambience. A<BR>confident demeanor, but a reluctant and apathetic mind. Full of rain,<BR>but no sunshine even in the farthest distance.</span></font> <br><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Now,<BR>I could see the small girl on the road enjoying in the rain with her<BR>umbrella firmly in her grip. She might not have all the comforts which<BR>I have, but then she has the innocence and fun which I lost a long time<BR>back.</span></font> <br><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">I<BR>have decided to come out of this false fantasy, even if it is at the<BR>expense of losing the tap of the software engineer. I am going to again<BR>enjoy my life. I am going to go out in the rain and play with the small<BR>kid now. I removed my tie, and went near my computer to shut it down.<BR>Just then, I saw a new mail alert in my mail box. I slowly opened<BR>outlook and I found a message from my manager with an attachment saying<BR>that there was a <i><span style="font-style: italic;">critical defect</span></i><BR>in the code and I have to fix it soon. I convinced myself that I am not<BR>going to get bogged down again by these pressures and stick to my<BR>decision. I ignored the mail and went to the rest room. After a couple<BR>of minutes, the software engineer in me came out, his shirt tucked in<BR>with the perfect tie knot, sat before the computer, and started typing,</span></font> <BR><p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"></span></font> </p><BR><font style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Hi XYZ,</span></font><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> </span><br style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><font style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">I am looking into the defect and will send the patch files before EOD.</span></font><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> </span><br style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><font style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Regards,</span></font><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> </span><br style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><font style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" face="Verdana" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Software Engineer.</span></font> <BR><BR><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home8/819/f2d9ddb4eb9390fcaf2c10541cb1e485/homep/images/1207236448">]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:54:56 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/03/A-Software-Engineer-s-feelings.html</link></item><item><title>Tongue Twisters</title><description><![CDATA[<font style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Tongue twisters 1</span></font><br><font color="#371c1c" face="Maiandra GD" size="3"><b><span style="font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#400080"><br><strong><span style="font-family: 'Maiandra GD';">1. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People<br><br>2.</span></strong></font></span></b></font><font color="#371c1c" face="Maiandra GD" size="3"><b><span style="font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#400080"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Maiandra GD';">If<BR>one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the<BR>doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or<BR>does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?    </span></strong><br><br><strong><span style="font-family: 'Maiandra GD';">"When<BR>a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor<BR>doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the<BR>doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"<br><br>3.</span></strong></font></span></b></font><font color="#371c1c" face="Maiandra GD" size="3"><b><span style="font-family: 'Maiandra GD';"><font color="#400080"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Maiandra GD';">Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. </span></strong></font></span></b></font><BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:10:00 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/31/Tongue-Twisters-1.html</link></item><item><title>Answers !!!!!!!!!!!!</title><description><![CDATA[<font class="f12" color="#000000"><b><u><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Question:</span></u> </b><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Youare in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have<br>to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in<br>the boat? How will you do it?<br><br>Here are some deadly Wild Answers<br><br>1. </span></b></font><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Take one<BR>cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become<BR>LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette<br><br>2.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette<br><br>3.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) <br><br>"TIP TIP barsa Pani. <br><br>Pani ne aag lagayee." <br><br>us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".<br><br>4.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous &amp; "jalney lagega"<br><br>Enjoy ,,,<br></span></b><BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:33:42 +0530</pubDate><link>http://speedrider.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/28/Answers.html</link></item></channel></rss>